Lock Paris Hilton away and throw away the key

Finally! We all have a chance to chuck that witch Paris Hilton in jail, and either:

1. 'Lose' the key
2. Throw key in big river
3. Force Paris to 'ingest' key
4. Make her go into a X-men/Magneto style prison – no chance of escape.

Any of the above is acceptable.

Sign the petetion to keep her in jail:

JAIL PARIS HILTON!
(currently 20,802 signatures)

DONT PARIS HILTON!
(currently 14,096 signatures) 

All values correct at 18.08 BST, 9 May 2007